/*
* After 36 hours, 2 holes in my wall and writing my code right beside the API
* this still doesn't work.
* function getMap():void takes in an event object @param: evt:mouseEvent
* I will now retire for the day with a bottle of rum and 2 hours of crying
*/

// TODO: not this

上面写了一个同事迫切需要优化的查询。替他说句话，当时我们几个月都是每周工作70个小时……

场景一:

return 0; // Happy ending

场景二:

int32_t Interpolate1DSignal(
  Array1D<float64>::Handle hfInputSamples,         // samples to be interpolated
  Array1D<float64>::Handle hfInterpolationFilter,  // polyphase filter coefficients,
  int32_t iFilterInterpolationFactor,              // # of "rows" in polyphase filter
  int32_t iFilterLength,                           // Length of each row in filter
  float64 fInterpolationFactor,                    // Factor to interpolate the
                                                   // signal by
  float64 fTimingOffset,                           // Offset into the signal (units   
                                                   // of samples)
  Array1D<float64>::Handle hfOutputSamples         // left as an exercise for the reader
);

// The following strings are meant to be funny.  Do not edit these strings
// unless you are funny, too.  If you don't know if you're funny, you're
// not funny.  If fewer than 2 people unrelated to you have told you that 
// you're funny, you're not funny.

这实际上是我在实现原型转换为实际代码时所做的:

// Abandon all hope you who needs to debug this

是的，有比我聪明的人在之后重构了代码(它必须有一个好的结局)。

在为一家芬兰移动网络设备制造商工作期间，我深入研究了硬件抽象层，发现芬兰语单词“puukko”出现了100多次。

“puukko”是一种万能刀，每个芬兰人的工具箱里或家里都有。它被用于从剥土豆到电脑维修(我的观察)的所有事情。我相信在这个语境中，它相当于芬兰语中的“Hack”。

我的芬兰同事否认了这一点，并说这更像是“外科手术/干预”……我差点就相信了，直到我看到下面的评论:

/* Perkele ISO Puukko! */ -> Fucking Big Hack!