/*
 * You may think you know what the following code does.
 * But you dont. Trust me.
 * Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless
 * night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever
 * enough to "optimize" the code below.
 * Now close this file and go play with something else.
 */ 

i++; // increment variable i

/* My lawyer told me not to reveal */

我在一家大型投资银行看到，该银行要求记录和评论所有应用程序中断

Without a crash 

Or mighty bang 

The sync disk 

Did it's process hang

 * ...and don't just declare it volatile and think you've solved
 * the problem. You young punks think you know what volatile
 * means... why in my day we had to cast it volatile uphill
 * both ways, and the code still didn't work! Whippersnappers...

// I am not sure if we need this, but too scared to delete.