try {

}
catch (SQLException ex) {
    // Basically, without saying too much, you're screwed. Royally and totally.
}
catch(Exception ex)
{
    //If you thought you were screwed before, boy have I news for you!!!
}

// If this comment is removed the program will blow up 

这是我最喜欢的评论。

/// I intend to do this as shittily as possible because there are many better products that will totally blow this out of the water
/// and we don't have them so whatever

在后面的文件中，我们有更多的乐趣

/// sidestep a bug in WCF (that we can't send types across)
/// or, depending on how you look at, this issue is a Feature

稍后再讲

if( where == null)//be nice

这个注释位于一个包含接口的单元中，这些接口用于绑定主应用程序和各种第三方驱动程序之间的通信。

//**************************************
// Dear code maintainer:
//
// This source contains COM interfaces, not to be confused with interfaces 
// of any other sort, please do not just willy-nilly add additional methods 
// to these interfaces as they are truely immutable, unlike the interfaces 
// that other software vendors like Microsoft maintain.  IF you need to add 
// new functionality, then go thru the trouble of creating a NEW interface 
// and implement this functionality on only the objects you need.  
//
// While the money is good for fixing all of the problems caused by not 
// following the rules, I would rather work on things which actually have
// an impact on the future of the product rather than curse and yell 
// obsenities at the screen because someone didn't bother to understand the
// true meaning of IMMUTABLE.  
//**************************************

我猜它被病毒式传播了，我在一个守护进程(Linux)中发现了以下防止OOM杀手选择它:

/*
 * Don't OOM me, bro!
 */

这紧跟在mlockall()之后，以防止进程交换，注释如下:

/*
 * Don't swap me, bro!
 */

THIS PROGRAM HAS CODE THAT DOES NOT MEET STANDARDS      

这个评论几乎出现在我们这里的每一个节目中....