//Dave chapelle reports errors.
function reporterror() {
  davechapelle.trace("FUCK!");
}

//Please comment on your source code

试着在谷歌代码搜索中输入你最喜欢的脏话，它会消磨掉许多无聊的时间。以下是我最喜欢的例子:

/* These magic numbers are fucking stupid. */

/* Dear free software world, do you NOW see we are fucking
   things up?! This is insane! */

/* We will NOT put a fucking timestamp in the header here. Every
   time you put it back, I will come in and take it out again. */

# However, this only works if there are MULTIPLE checkboxes!
# The fucking JS DOM *changes* based on one or multiple boxes!?!?!
# Damn damn damn I hate the JavaScript DOM so damn much!!!!!!

/* TODO: this is obviously not right ... this whole fucking module
   sucks anyway */

/* FIXME: please god, when will the hurting stop? Thus function is so
   fucking broken it's not even funny. */

我个人最喜欢的

 # code below replaces code above - any problems?
 # yeah, it doesn't fucking work.

//把这个放在这里的人是个白痴…这根本不管用!

但是代码还在那里……

这是在PHP代码中找到的

$s=2; // chicken and bacon wrap for lunch

多么有用，幸运的是$s是不言自明的

' Oh man I'm pissed. I think I better go home.

哪里喝醉了