我的一个老老板总是说我们必须在内部使用我们自己的产品。“吃我们自己的狗粮……”

许多年后，我发现嵌入在一个临时同事所做的源代码中，他触及的每个函数都被标记为:

/* NOT FIT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION */

long john; // silver

我没有这个来源的副本，但我一直记得它:

//如果你想不明白，就不要读这篇文章

public function get state( /* of Palestine back */ ):Boolean

这个注释位于一个包含接口的单元中，这些接口用于绑定主应用程序和各种第三方驱动程序之间的通信。

//**************************************
// Dear code maintainer:
//
// This source contains COM interfaces, not to be confused with interfaces 
// of any other sort, please do not just willy-nilly add additional methods 
// to these interfaces as they are truely immutable, unlike the interfaces 
// that other software vendors like Microsoft maintain.  IF you need to add 
// new functionality, then go thru the trouble of creating a NEW interface 
// and implement this functionality on only the objects you need.  
//
// While the money is good for fixing all of the problems caused by not 
// following the rules, I would rather work on things which actually have
// an impact on the future of the product rather than curse and yell 
// obsenities at the screen because someone didn't bother to understand the
// true meaning of IMMUTABLE.  
//**************************************

我在一个充满显式怪异类型转换的函数中见过这段代码:

// Since today's CPUs are really fast, this is dedicated to those who said:
// " You can't use Moore's Law as an excuse to write bad software. "

代码太可怕了:)