不记得我在哪里见过这些了

long time; /* know C */

and(在代码中创建某种UNIX守护进程):

/* Be a real daemon: fork myself and kill my parent */

在一个生成HTML的旧perl脚本中找到:

# I would be _very_ brain farting if I said this code didn't need reviewing.
# It will make babies cry, and hair grow on your back, so please don't use it

回顾类中的旧代码很有趣……

    cardDeck.push_back(*(new card((rank)r, (suit)s)));  // Push each card onto the deck
                                                        // Temp. objects are overrated

在经历一些事情的时候，它让我希望我在凌晨4点随机编码的时候留下更多的评论……

我曾经在一个项目中发现了这样的评论:

// Cabbage fart?

我不知道那是什么意思。还好我的魔方不在写它的人旁边。

#pragma region Crap that is kept for temporary reasons

    //  Huge chunk of commented code

#pragma endregion

   // Some wanker in ISO got rid of ifstream(int), ofstream(int), and
   // fstream(int).  Twit.