我尤其对此感到内疚，在我的大多数项目中嵌入了非建设性的注释、代码诗歌和小笑话(尽管我通常有足够的理智在发布代码之前删除任何直接冒犯的内容)。这里有一个我特别喜欢的，放置在一个设计很差的“上帝物体”下面:

/**
* For the brave souls who get this far: You are the chosen ones,
* the valiant knights of programming who toil away, without rest,
* fixing our most awful code. To you, true saviors, kings of men,
* I say this: never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down,
* never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry,
* never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
*/

我很抱歉! !我就是忍不住.....!

还有一个，我得承认我还没有真正把它放出来，尽管我很想在我的一个不那么直观的课上这么做:

// 
// Dear maintainer:
// 
// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
// 
// total_hours_wasted_here = 42
// 

下面的代码是在Python模拟教程中看到的。

# This is my rifle.
def rifle(type='hunting'):
    print('This is my (%s) rifle.' % type)

# This is my gun.
def gun(type='hand'):
    print('This is my (%s) gun.' % type)

# This is for fighting.
def fighting(type='illegal'):
    print('This is for (%s) fighting.' % type)

# This is for fun.
def fun(type='gaming'):
    print('This is for (%s) fun.' % type)

作者一定是《恶搞之家》的粉丝。^ _ ^

看这个:

'On Error Goto Hell.

//If the Current Record is Getting End Dated, We should not create New History Entry. 
//We Just need to Update the Previous History Entry
//If the History is already End Dated and the New Record is now removing End Date, Then 
//We should not update the Previous History End Date. 
//We Just need to Create the New History Record Only.
//Alright.. 
//Alright.... 
//Enough Comments. Code it. :-)

try {

}
catch (SQLException ex) {
    // Basically, without saying too much, you're screwed. Royally and totally.
}
catch(Exception ex)
{
    //If you thought you were screwed before, boy have I news for you!!!
}

我最喜欢的是一个用java编写的学校项目的一些业务逻辑中的一个变量名。

int StupidJava = -1;