/*
This isn't the right way to deal with this, but today is my last day, Ron
just spilled coffee on my desk, and I'm hungry, so this will have to do...
*/

return 12; // 12 is my lucky number

不是代码注释，而是SVN在同一个文件上提交注释:

第一次提交(在测试人员返回结果后，再进行数十次提交):

Squashed some IPR mod bugs. The were big and juicy ones, too.

2日提交:

Squashed some more mod bugs. Those are some nasty bugs, them mod bugs...

3rd:

Squashed some more mod bugs. They are like cockroaches: they'll live through a nuclear war.

4th:

Squashed some more John bugs. They too are like cockroaches: they appear anywhere John goes. Wait. That doesn't sound right.

5:

Same John bug. It didn't die, just played 'possum.

是的，我厌倦了"修复bug"

Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");
throw up;  //ha ha

很久以前，我遇到了一些连接脚本，虽然我不记得语法，但我记得注释，因为我是平克·弗洛伊德的粉丝。

//Attempt Handshake: Hello? This is London calling. Are we reaching you?


//Handshake Failed: I don't understand...he just hung up.

大约1997年，Netscape网络浏览器的UNIX风格的源代码:

/* HP-UX sucks wet farts from dead pigeons' asses */

不幸的是，在Moz开源之前，这些珍珠被移除了……

using namespace std;            // So sue me