// this comment included for the benefit of anyone grepping for swearwords: shit.

这是一个旧的IOCCC获奖条目，我不得不下载整个获奖档案——一个巨大的1.4 M——和grep的几个短语，我记得错了才找到它。

从语法上看，这可能不是注释。或许是这样。我还没想明白。它肯定没有注释分隔符，但也没有字符串分隔符。

C="Lint says "argument Manual isn't used."  What's that
mean?";

没有价格来猜测棉绒的产量。

对于好奇的人来说，这个条目在这里。

试着在谷歌代码搜索中输入你最喜欢的脏话，它会消磨掉许多无聊的时间。以下是我最喜欢的例子:

/* These magic numbers are fucking stupid. */

/* Dear free software world, do you NOW see we are fucking
   things up?! This is insane! */

/* We will NOT put a fucking timestamp in the header here. Every
   time you put it back, I will come in and take it out again. */

# However, this only works if there are MULTIPLE checkboxes!
# The fucking JS DOM *changes* based on one or multiple boxes!?!?!
# Damn damn damn I hate the JavaScript DOM so damn much!!!!!!

/* TODO: this is obviously not right ... this whole fucking module
   sucks anyway */

/* FIXME: please god, when will the hurting stop? Thus function is so
   fucking broken it's not even funny. */

我个人最喜欢的

 # code below replaces code above - any problems?
 # yeah, it doesn't fucking work.

/* Emits a 7-Hz tone for 10 seconds.
  True story: 7 Hz is the resonant frequency of a
  chicken's skull cavity. This was determined
  empirically in Australia, where a new factory
  generating 7-Hz tones was located too close to a
  chicken ranch: When the factory started up, all the
  chickens died.
  Your PC may not be able to emit a 7-Hz tone. */

main()
{
    sound(7);
    delay(10000);
    nosound();
}

(Turbo C 2.0版本参考指南中的声音功能)

$you = live("free") or die("hard");

// but the "real" solution is much more complicated

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