//  Hey, your shoe's untied!

后面跟着一些可疑的代码，在这些代码中，

//  Keep looking!  I think it was the other shoe!

最后,

//  How strange -- I must be seeing things.  Anyhow, I'm going to go take a shower, now...

//I am not sure why this works but it fixes the problem. 

这是之前的一组代码，技术上确实解决了问题，它的意思是，但打破了其他3个东西....

对于我编写的memcache包装器/处理程序接口模式类，我实现了以下方法。

/**
*  Do not use, ever - left in place for testing purposes
*/
function  I_David_WillHuntYouDownAndHurtYou_Badly_IfIFindThisUsedAnyWhereInTheAppLibrary(){
...
}

这基本上是一个超级核函数，它告诉所有单独的memcache服务完全刷新自己，并从我用于键的单个名称空间计数器(例如{_counter_key value}_)重新开始。{_counter_key value})

Another minor novella I wrote was for an automated downloader for a data vendor, detailing how much I hated this vendor and went to great lengths of postulating that their infrastructure's batch system was run by a gerbil, running on a wheel and after so many revolutions of the wheel the next queued task would be started. It was written over the course of 6 months of adding additional exception handling, estoric checks like ( if we got 768 Bytes of \s characters, that means the query to their DB timed out and the spaces are the result of empty failure print statements.

高斯林的Emacs源代码中的ascii艺术头骨和交叉骨骼(这里很难重现)(警告说他编写的超热屏幕管理包不容易理解)。

在大学的一次家庭作业中，一位老师特别坚决地要求我们注释代码:

//I wonder if she actually reads these.

当作业被返回时，在注释“是的，我愿意”旁边用红笔写着

(A bunch of code that's really weird looking)  //Kludge.