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print "Hello World!"

   // Some wanker in ISO got rid of ifstream(int), ofstream(int), and
   // fstream(int).  Twit.

当我在高中上计算机课的时候，我们在一个普通的教室里上课——没有电脑。我们所有的测试都是在纸上完成的，一张纸上有一节课。我们的老师是第一次用c++授课，偶尔会在黑板上切换到Pascal模式。这很尴尬，因为我们中很少有人对学习帕斯卡感兴趣。

对于比课堂作业更大的作业，我们会在家里做，并提交代码和输出打印结果来评分。在提交了一些代码+输出输出后，我们共同意识到老师实际上并没有阅读代码-只是打印输出。为了测试我们的理论，我在代码的第三页放了一条注释——就在一些类声明之间:

// If you are reading this, please place a checkmark here [  ]

当然，我把它拿回来的时候，前面有一个大大的蓝色“a”，没有任何标记。

// (c) 2000 Applied Magic, Inc.
// Unauthorized use punishable by torture, mutilation, and vivisection.

啊，我一直很喜欢这个……

<cftry>
...code...
<cfcatch>
  <!--- Gobble --->
</cfcatch>
<cftry>

我公司的代码库里到处都是。它是ColdFusion，它会忽略错误。