在SJ CA拍卖业务的早期，我曾与一个名叫Rick Dorin的人合作过。他写编译器的时候，你必须整天拨弄卡片。他的错误信息之一是

错误太多……让更少的!

刚从大学毕业的我渴望亲自动手。我的第一个任务是……“为我注释此代码”。

傻瓜。

过了一段时间我就厌倦了……

// this function doesn't actually calculated the profit, like it says --it really signals the mothership orbiting saturn that the planet is ripe for takeover

[later]

// I don't think anyone is going to read this

[various permutations on that last one]

$dnstime = time() + 60 * 60 * 24 * 7 * 2; //how long are you staying for vacation on mars? twooo weeeeeks. give dees people air

Catch (Exception e) {
 //who cares?
} 

//  Hey, your shoe's untied!

后面跟着一些可疑的代码，在这些代码中，

//  Keep looking!  I think it was the other shoe!

最后,

//  How strange -- I must be seeing things.  Anyhow, I'm going to go take a shower, now...

//This code sucks, you know it and I know it.  
//Move on and call me an idiot later.