摘自UNIX版本6源代码，大约1975年:

/* You are not expected to understand this. */

/**
 * Happy Javadoc haiku:
 *
 * Without Javadoc
 * Builds break in Maven site stage
 * This fixes the build.
 */

# let's pretend we are free, for a while

在教室前面发现了这个。接下来是一个(天真的)实现ORM的尝试。我还是不明白他为什么这么写。

问:“你遇到过的源代码中最好的注释是什么?”

A:很简单——就是那个帮我解决了我当时遇到的任何问题的人，而且有很多这样的人!

其次是那些帮助指导新开发避免已知陷阱的方法。

(A bunch of code that's really weird looking)  //Kludge.

这是我曾经必须支持的实际代码。在努力理解AstaSaysGooGoo和AstaSaysGaaGaa(在那里有更多的astaTempVars被声明和使用)的逻辑之后，我准备放弃。我终于抬头看到了“@author”的评论，整件事开始有意义了。

/*

* @author Andrew Asta
*/
public class AstaClass{

    private String astaVar1;    
    private String astaVar2;    
    private String astaVar3;    
    private String astaVar4;    
    private String astaVar5;    
    private String astaVar6;    
    private String astaVar7;    
    private String astaVar8;    
    private String astaVar9;    
    private String astaVar10;   

    public void AstaSaysGetData(){
        //JDBC statement to populate astavars 1 through 10
        //...
        String astaSqlStatment = "Select astaCol1, astaCol2, astaCol3... From AstaTable Where...";
        //..
        //...
    }

    //Perform data manipulation on astavars...
    public void AstaSaysGaaGaa(){
          [removed for sake of brevity]
    }


    //Perform more data manipulation on astavars...
    public void AstaSaysGooGoO(){
        [removed for sake of brevity]
    }

    public void AstaSaysPersist(){      
        //JDBC statement to save astavars to DB 
        String astaSqlStatment = "Update AstaTable set astaCol1 = @astaVar1
                                                  , set astaCol2 = @astaVar2
                                                  , set astaCol3 = astaCol3... 
                                                  Where...";
    }
}

另外，我更改了实际作者的真实姓名，以避免我陷入任何纠纷等等…