// if i ever see this again i'm going to start bringing guns to work

对于我编写的memcache包装器/处理程序接口模式类，我实现了以下方法。

/**
*  Do not use, ever - left in place for testing purposes
*/
function  I_David_WillHuntYouDownAndHurtYou_Badly_IfIFindThisUsedAnyWhereInTheAppLibrary(){
...
}

这基本上是一个超级核函数，它告诉所有单独的memcache服务完全刷新自己，并从我用于键的单个名称空间计数器(例如{_counter_key value}_)重新开始。{_counter_key value})

Another minor novella I wrote was for an automated downloader for a data vendor, detailing how much I hated this vendor and went to great lengths of postulating that their infrastructure's batch system was run by a gerbil, running on a wheel and after so many revolutions of the wheel the next queued task would be started. It was written over the course of 6 months of adding additional exception handling, estoric checks like ( if we got 768 Bytes of \s characters, that means the query to their DB timed out and the spaces are the result of empty failure print statements.

/*

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/                    \
| Jean-Michel Bechet |
| 2002-2009          |
\___  _______________/
    |/
 (o_
 //\
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*/

#如你所见:我注释了代码!

//Dave chapelle reports errors.
function reporterror() {
  davechapelle.trace("FUCK!");
}

回顾类中的旧代码很有趣……

    cardDeck.push_back(*(new card((rank)r, (suit)s)));  // Push each card onto the deck
                                                        // Temp. objects are overrated

在经历一些事情的时候，它让我希望我在凌晨4点随机编码的时候留下更多的评论……