这是我自己代码中的一个，但它仍然非常有趣，我认为最好还是把它放在网上，因为它是在公共SVN中。

// These were orginally up and down. When it was clear the names were
// inapplicable, they were renamed to retain the joke.
// Sorry if you were hoping for useful variable names.
quantum strange, charm;

/*
* Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds fucked it up :-)
*/

/*
This isn't the right way to deal with this, but today is my last day, Ron
just spilled coffee on my desk, and I'm hungry, so this will have to do...
*/

return 12; // 12 is my lucky number

try
{
...
}
catch(Exception ex)
{
//if this happens the world is going to end...
}

现在猜猜发生了什么……

大约10年前，我从事图像处理工作，通过扫描显微镜视频帧来检测细胞运动。我当时在做一个特别复杂的工作，决定和朋友出去喝一杯。当我回到家时，我工作了一会儿，但没有太多，因为我喝醉了。第二天早上，我发现了一个10行完全混乱的函数，带有以下注释(显然是我自己写的):

/* Ah ah ah! You'll never understand why this one works. */

最奇怪的是，它竟然起作用了。

一个承包商在申请一家英国银行。

// i don't know how this works but it does so i'll leave it here anyway

他还增加了BNP(英国极右翼政党)作为测试的虚拟客户之一…我们的顶头上司是亚裔。