这是我自己代码中的一个，但它仍然非常有趣，我认为最好还是把它放在网上，因为它是在公共SVN中。

// These were orginally up and down. When it was clear the names were
// inapplicable, they were renamed to retain the joke.
// Sorry if you were hoping for useful variable names.
quantum strange, charm;

我在重用我很久以前写的一个PHP类时发现了这一点。我仍然不记得那里有什么，我仍然发现它没有任何用处……我甚至不记得我写过那篇评论;所以当我找到它的时候，我真的笑出声来了。

try
{               
    // Some database logic
}
catch (Exception $ex)
{
    // sure, it looks silly and I honestly cant remember what code used to go here... but i swear i will
    // find a use for this code.... eventually....
    throw $ex;
}

//我知道这很让人困惑，所以让我解释给你听。

//这将为我们每个用户节省0.5秒，并取悦机器精神。

在很长的程序之前:)

public int hashCode() {
//sucks, but what're you gonna do

/*
int hash = 7;
for (int i = 0; i < array.length; i++)
    hash = hash * 31 * (null == array[i] ? 0 : array[i].hashCode());
return hash;
*/

return 0;
}

一个承包商在申请一家英国银行。

// i don't know how this works but it does so i'll leave it here anyway

他还增加了BNP(英国极右翼政党)作为测试的虚拟客户之一…我们的顶头上司是亚裔。