// This procedure is really good for your dorsolateral prefrontal cortex.

你们中有些人，由于某种特殊的原因，不知道DPC，当你深入学习新东西时，你大脑的这一部分会亮起来。

// I am not sure if we need this, but too scared to delete. 

<cftry>
...code...
<cfcatch>
  <!--- Gobble --->
</cfcatch>
<cftry>

我公司的代码库里到处都是。它是ColdFusion，它会忽略错误。

大概30页的xslt的中间部分

<!-- Here be dragons  -->

在一个名为“Bar”的类中(这是一个不具有描述性名称的UI控件)，类头文件:

/// <summary>I pity the "foo".</summary>

Remove()方法:

/// <summary>A "foo" and his money are soon parted.</summary>

更糟糕的是，业务合作伙伴从生成的文档中指出了这一点。更糟糕的是，这些可能是我们从那家伙那里得到的最接近有用文件的东西。

对于我编写的memcache包装器/处理程序接口模式类，我实现了以下方法。

/**
*  Do not use, ever - left in place for testing purposes
*/
function  I_David_WillHuntYouDownAndHurtYou_Badly_IfIFindThisUsedAnyWhereInTheAppLibrary(){
...
}

这基本上是一个超级核函数，它告诉所有单独的memcache服务完全刷新自己，并从我用于键的单个名称空间计数器(例如{_counter_key value}_)重新开始。{_counter_key value})

Another minor novella I wrote was for an automated downloader for a data vendor, detailing how much I hated this vendor and went to great lengths of postulating that their infrastructure's batch system was run by a gerbil, running on a wheel and after so many revolutions of the wheel the next queued task would be started. It was written over the course of 6 months of adding additional exception handling, estoric checks like ( if we got 768 Bytes of \s characters, that means the query to their DB timed out and the spaces are the result of empty failure print statements.